Frisky Dingo

Original Air Date: 2006-2008

Network: Cartoon Network

One of the best animated shows of all time? Nay. More like one of the most astonishingly awesome creations ever conceived by our miserable race! Frisky Dingo, from the minds that brought you such greats as Sealab 2021, combines everything anyone could ever want into one grand television extravaganza. It's got billionaire tycoons playing with plastic dinosaurs, Scion partnerships with big-ass cross promotions, rabbit fights, ant farm keyboards, and the line "shut up hooker!" thrown in there for good measure. If watching Awesome X blast the ever-loving hell out of his own "robotic" Xticle fighting force, seeing the greatest supervillain of all time (we just said that) Killface shove his fist up a man's half-corpse and then use him like a puppet, or see the blue collar Decepticles -- "More than you bargained for!" -- gun for the coveted squad leader position in the elite ant-baby-machete-squad doesn't sound like a completely badass time, you're reading the wrong site, or looking at the wrong interwebs. If you don't like it, then there's the big ass door. Maybe go try "Homes and Gardens dot com" or something. This show kicks so much ass, you'll probably go blind.